thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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rjsalmond:

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."




Once my sister described a shirt as blood orange and I reflexively whispered “It’s fucking red” under my breath and I think she heard me and I think she was offended.

rjsalmond:

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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Once my sister described a shirt as blood orange and I reflexively whispered “It’s fucking red” under my breath and I think she heard me and I think she was offended.

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asian:

this is what happiness looks like

asian:

this is what happiness looks like

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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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chiltonomics:

iwillmindfuckyou:

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

no there wasn’t

Dan’s just like, “I said it. There, I said it. No regrets just balls.”

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al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

shinykari:

thefinalproblem-yellowcar:

In which a fan speaks for Tumblr, and John tries to set up a threeway.

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oh my goodness

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the-leader-in-red:

let-tyrantsfear:

friisey:

I just love how John’s like, haha wasn’t that-OOOOH MY GOD.

The faint at the end gets me EVERY TIME.  Hahahahahaha.

I’d faint too

the-leader-in-red:

let-tyrantsfear:

friisey:

I just love how John’s like, haha wasn’t that-OOOOH MY GOD.

The faint at the end gets me EVERY TIME.  Hahahahahaha.

I’d faint too

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alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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